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legacy marketing agencies are DOA

Your Marketing
Agency Is Cooked!

Replace your mediocre, out of touch Marketing agency and 10x your outcomes using our Expert-Lead Agentic AI Automation that never sleeps, never makes excuses, & helps you consistently overdeliver on your most aggressive GTM targets.

Your Agency is Cooked
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30-days

full deployment

10X

YOUR Output

revenue

your new gtm focus

24/7/365

Always-On Marketing

You're just a number to your agency
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the uncomfortable truth

You're Just A Number... To Them.

You're paying premium prices, but getting mediocre, junior team execution.

  • You pay for senior expertise, but get junior execution.

  • You pay for dedicated attention, but have to share resources.

  • You pay for speed, but wait 2-3 weeks for campaign changes.

  • You pay for results, but get activity reports & vanity metrics.

  • You pay for innovation, but get the same old 2019 playbook.

Meanwhile, you're making a Marketing investment that's translating to great vanity metrics, but not material pipeline or revenue. Your CFO's not amused.

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the complete AI gtm & marketing suite

Our GTM & Revenue Marketing Channels

Quickly deploy a complete Agentic AI Automated Marketing motion to power your 24/7/365 revenue growth.

Email Suite

SEO & GEO

Paid Ads

Content Platform

PPC (Google & Bing)

Organic Socials

Premium Channels

And Much More!

We've All Heard The Stories...

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The Revolving Door

"We had four different account managers in 18 months. Every time, we had to re-explain our business, our ICP, the competitive landscape. By the time they got up to speed, they were being replaced again."

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The Black Hole

"We'd send feedback on campaigns and it would disappear for weeks on end. When changes finally came back, they'd missed the point entirely. Then we'd start the cycle again. Rinse, repeat."

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The Bait & Switch

"Their pitch team was very strong. Senior people with impressive track records. Then we signed and never saw them again. Our actual work was done by team members two years out of college."

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The Report Theater

"Every month we got a beautiful 40-page report full of impressions and engagement rates. But when we asked about conversions, pipeline impact, & revenue growth they'd talk about, 'brand awareness."

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A Hostage Situation

"We wanted to leave but they owned all our campaign data, all of our ad accounts, and even all of our content. Transitioning away would have meant starting from scratch. Never mind the long-term contract we signed."

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The Big AI Lie

"They told us they were using AI everywhere. Turns out that meant a couple people on their team had a ChatGPT subscription for helping them write blog posts & socials. That was their big AI advantage."

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join the real ai evolvution

Your agency delivers mediocrity,
we deliver pipeline & revenue.

Making The Switch Is Easy

We'll help you quickly & easily transition away from your underperforming agency. Here's how it works:

Week 1: Discovery & Audit

We analyze your current marketing performance, audit your existing assets, and identify quick wins. You don't need to change anything with your current agency yet.

Week 2: System Build

We build and customize your AI agents, set up integrations with your tech stack, and configure your channels. Your current campaigns keep running normally.

Week 3: Parallel Launch

We launch your new system alongside existing efforts. You see direct comparison in real-time. When you're confident, you make the switch.

Week 4+: Full Transition

You notify your agency. We handle the transition of assets, data, and campaigns. No gap in coverage, no lost momentum.

Traditional Marketing Agencies vs. The Zulu Method

What You Get

Your Traditional Agency

The Zulu Method

Monthly Cost

$20,000 – $50,000

$14,995 – $44,995

Your Account Team

Shared across 15–30 clients

A dedicated Sr. Marketing Manager (10+ yrs experience)

Campaign Changes

1–3 weeks turnaround

Always same or next day

Content Output

5–10 pieces mo. (maybe)

As many as you need, every month

Working Hours

9–5, minus meetings

24 / 7 / 365 AI execution

Strategy Sessions

Monthly (maybe)

Twice weekly, monthly, & quarterly

Reporting Focus

Vanity metrics, activity

Performance outcomes, pipeline, revenue & ROI

AI Capabilities

ChatGPT or blog posts (maybe)

AI Experts. 30+ AI automations customized to fit your needs

Launch Timeline

2–3 months

Under 30 days

Contract Terms

12-month min, auto-renew

Month-to-month after 3-month build & launch

Invested in Your Success

You’re one of 20–50+ clients

Yes! Your success is our only performance metric

We're AI Experts

we're ai tool super nerds

We're AI Tools Obsessed... So You Don't Have to Be.

We're constantly testing new AI tools, platforms, and model updates to find the most effective AI tech for you, and pride ourselves on staying expert-level in a constantly evolving AI space. Trust us to keep you ahead of your competition and the market, saving you from the stressful nightmare of trying to keep up with a constantly evolving AI landscape.

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From a 2007 Playbook to AI Domination

"Our portfolio went from legacy marketing agencies running 2007 playbooks to fully customized Agentic AI automation for all core marketing channels. We're now getting F500 level marketing at material savings... and our AI marketing never sleeps, gets sick, or goes on PTO.

We're now the only companies in most of our markets fully leveraging AI in our GTMs to win. It's pretty incredible."

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Dave Lasky

Scimitar Partners

$100,000+

Avg. Savings

10X

Avg. Output Increase

4.83

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We Eat Our Own Dogfood

We Eat Our Own Dogfood!

However you say it, we use our own Agentic AI Systems to automate our marketing. So if you're reading this... it worked!

We deeply believe in what we offer and 'Dog Fooding' our own services allows us to constantly test, augment, & optimize our offerings to ensure they're the best on the market!

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Harness AI GTM Automation Before Your Competition!

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